I'm not a retard in this universe, am I?

forget this ‘being awake’ shit

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

mr-egbutt:

thekingofvikings:

trainerjessikawantstobattle:

Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.

Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!

badguysdiary:

chyldea:

ダミアンと!

Damiaaaaaannnnn *sobs* You are just the cutest little shit ever to fight for JUSTICE. JUSTICE!!! JUSTICE FOR BABY GOATS!

HOW DARE YOU STEALING THE FOOD I WANTED TO GIVE THE LITTLE GOAT!! TAKE THAT!!

trainersarecoolest:

astudyintimelords:

So I saw this post and I couldn’t help myself

OH…MY….GOD

Supernatural Photoshoots

hehasalotagoodinhimtoo:

How they should pose:

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How they Pose 90% of the time:

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entropic-dissonance:

living-liberty:

thinksquad:

Revealing chart about Democrats and the issue of Gitmo. The first one was when Obama wanted to close Gitmo and the second chart shows when Obama decided to keep it open.

It’s alarming how much Statist Propaganda can change the opinion of the masses without them even really realizing it….

fucking sheep

entropic-dissonance:

living-liberty:

thinksquad:

Revealing chart about Democrats and the issue of Gitmo. The first one was when Obama wanted to close Gitmo and the second chart shows when Obama decided to keep it open.

It’s alarming how much Statist Propaganda can change the opinion of the masses without them even really realizing it….

fucking sheep

xyphate:

My friend drew me some superbat.
I’m laughing so hard.
I can’t even right now.

xyphate:

My friend drew me some superbat.

I’m laughing so hard.

I can’t even right now.